Saturday, August 29, 2009

Prof. Schaefer and Paula...Selfish Jerks (not really)

Last week we had a one day orientation for second year MBA students. Panels, resume review, housekeeping…good stuff. As part of it, they had Scott Schaefer, my economics professor from last year, speak to us on the state of the economy. Listening to him reminded me how ticked I was at him.

See, I was supposed to be taking a course from him this semester, but I got an email earlier this summer explaining that he had been promoted to Associate Dean of Academic Affairs. This meant the course was dropped. Crap. I was looking forward to it. I couldn’t even tell you what the course was, I just knew I wanted to take a course from him.

Schaefer’s a great professor. He’s able to walk you through very complex concepts and make them totally understandable. If my life was an action movie and the guy in the airport control tower was on the radio talking me through landing the plane because the pilot had been killed, well, I’d want Prof. Schaefer to be the guy in the tower talking me through it. The man knows how explain things.

(I originally had him talking me through disarming a bomb, not landing a plane. Still not sure I went with the right analogy.)

Anyway, I learned a lot from Prof. Schaefer. This is not to suggest I did well in his class. I did not. In fact, grade-wise, it was my worst class. I’m hard pressed to remember having done that poorly on a final since Japanese class my sophomore year in high school. I’m not giving anyone in Tokyo directions any time soon. Still, I want to learn from Prof. Schaefer. He's crazy smart. You can tell. When you ask him a question, he'll pause, look up, and you can just feel the gears in his head spinning. We're not talking simple gears. Large, important gears like in Big Ben.

So I’m ticked. Apparently, it’s more important to him to advance his career, provide better for his family, and guide the direction of the entire program than to teach me whatever the hell I signed up for. That’s just selfish.

Speaking of selfish, I need to give a shout out to Paula Crow. I take that back. I think the term “shout out” is stupid. I need to acknowledge my former academic advisor Paula Crow. She is leaving to pursue a Masters in a Communications. I’ll miss Paula. I decided I would be attending the U roughly 10 seconds before orientation. When I showed up totally unprepared in jeans and Tshirt on a day when I was supposed to be wearing a suit, she tolerated all my crap and disorganization with a patient smile. And she’s been nothing but sweet and wonderful ever since. In fact, she’s the one that has me doing the blog. But, like Schaefer, she’s putting her designs on self improvement and fulfillment above my desire to have her to around to say hi to every once in a while. Jerk.

So I’d like to wish these two luck. Jerks.

Unrelated...It occurs to me that was probably the last summer vacation I’ll ever have. Granted I didn’t do much. Mostly worked on my internships. I did go to NYC to be a godfather. I’m not religious but am part Italian, so they let me do it. Which may have been a mistake. Check it out. This picture is the exact second little Tony (named after me, sweet) got baptized. Check out my eyes. I think I’m a demon. Yipes.

Anyway, I can’t decided whether I should be happy or bummed that I’ll never have another summer vacation. So when in doubt, celebrate. Here’s my celebration song (this week). Puts me in a good mood. If you seeing me driving 90 miles an hour singing to myself, there’s a good chance this is playing in my car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4MXFOMpVIw

Friday, August 14, 2009

I'm Famous Part II...Even More Famous

So I told you I’d let you know when the video of me talking about the David Eccles School of Business was posted. I lied. Apparently it’s been up for a couple of months or something. Anyway, here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX2m2IXrDJU

But before you watch, some disclaimers. The video seems to emphasize the fact that, at times, my eyes don’t look symmetrical. Or that maybe both halves of my face are slightly offset. Well, they’re not. My nose is crooked. I broke it when I was 9. Well, I didn’t break it. My Dad broke it. We went 4Wheeling and I did fine riding on my own. But my Dad wanted to go with me and drove us into a dry riverbed. In his defense, he honestly thought we could clear it. Not in his defense, he was a fool and there was no chance in hell we were going to clear it.

Anyway, it actually healed crooked and they had to re-break it to straighten it. You want tickly, itchy torture? Try bandages that cover your nostrils and never come off for 3 weeks. It was hell. And as you’ll see, I have big nostrils. (Wow, I’ve already written “hell” twice in this blog. I’ve come back from summer all saucy.) They told me then that if I hit my nose again before I was 16 to come back because it would probably go crooked and they could reset it. About 2 weeks after I got the bandages off, my older sister pulled my face down onto her knee all Hacksaw Jim Duggan style. And that was just the first of a steady stream of incidents that spread my nose all over my face. So I didn’t go back and resigned myself to looking like a Roman boxer. Or a Picasso.

Incidentally, I’m trusting Google that the pic is a Picasso. If it’s not, let me know. An art scholar I’m not. Unless Bob Ross counts. Watched him religiously as a kid. Happy little trees. Half painter, half philosopher, all afro.

Another disclaimer. I’m apparently boring. I’ve only shown this video to one person, my friend Brittany. About a minute into it she asked if she could check her Facebook. Then she started skipping forward through the video. She did, however, giggle a little at the end when they had me talk about this blog.

Maybe it would be better if you just watched the 3 others they interviewed...Jarum, Varun, and Nana. I spoke way too quickly and frenetically. You can actually understand what these three are saying. Please watch at least one, though, so this blog conveys something about the program and not just something about my busted up face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YDZpD2PnVU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEitozK5Vy8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsB9eMFdtXU&feature=related

In retrospect, I should have taken this opportunity to talk about Jarum, Varun, and Nana. But I wrote all about it me. Narcissistic. Oh well, I’m not going to rewrite it.